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Mystery Jeffrey Epstein ‘Statue’ Appears in Downtown Albuquerque

“There's a lot of mystery, this doesn't even make any sense."

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Freedom-Loving Man Arrested for Ditching Coronavirus Mask to Swim in Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

"my genuine dying wish is to go swimming in the bass pro shop aquarium ..."

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Seattle Socialist Blames Capitalism for Shooting that Killed Teen

"While we await details of this tragic killing, it highlights capitalism's brutality & endemic violence ..."

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QAnon Supporter Who Owns 'BBQ Restaurant Full of Guns' Crushes 5-Term Incumbent in GOP Primary

“She owns a BBQ restaurant full of guns that was fined for defying COVID orders. She has also spoken admirably of QAnon and the Branch Davidians ..."

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Here's the Video That Got Aunt Jemima to 'Cancel' Itself

"Black lives matter, people, even over breakfast."